(Source: beyoncethevampireslayer, via lotey)
*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
(via lotey)
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
(Source: shesdonejim, via lotey)
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
(via ohlookitsgnomeey)
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
(via lotey)
- Worst thing i did: enter this fandom
- Best thing i did: enter this fandom
Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.
Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award
Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.
Leonardo DiCaprio Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Never Wins An Award
fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick
(via casinthetardis221b)
how to tie the strongest knot ever
step 1: put a pair of headphones in your pocket
step 2: wait 1 minute
(via klaine-sexual)
